Human Hero

Nothing like a Hero you can identify with.

Alex Ovechkin needs a new alarm clock or, like me, he needs to set multiple alarms at ear piercing volumes...
...Ooooorrrrrrr maybe he needs to get to bed earlier and stop with all the late night haranguings. (also like me, on occasion).

Why did A.Ovechkin miss the Caps' Tuesday night game?
(thank you Deadspin and my brother for pointing this out to me)